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Boom, boom ! ain't it great to be (clap) crazy,
Boom, boom ! ain't it great to be (clap) nuts.
Giddy and foolish all day long
Boom boom ain't it great to be (clap) crazy.
A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice.
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea.
(spoken) "Ooops," said the flea, "there's a horse on me"
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Eli, Eli he sells socks.
Five cents a pair and a dollar a box,
The longer you wear them, the shorter they get,
(Spoken) You put 'em in the water and they don't get wet.
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Away down south where bananas grow,
A monkey stepped on an elephant's toe.
The elephant said with tears in his eyes,
Why don't you pick on someone your own size!
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Away down south in the ice and snow,
A penguin lived, his name was Joe
He got so tired of just black and white,
So he wore pink pants to the dance one night! !
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A man bought a pair of combination underwear
He wore them nine months without a single tear,
He wore them nine months without exaggeration
But he couldn't get them off cause he lost the combination!
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