Spider on the Floor

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor (2x)
Who could ask for anything more
Than a spider on the floor
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.

Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg (2x)
Oh, he's really, really big
This old spider on my leg
There's a spider on my leg, on my leg.

Now the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach (2X)
Oh, he's just a dumb old lummok
This old spider on my stomach,
There's a spider on my stomach, on my stomach.

Now the spider's on my neck, on my neck (2X)
Oh, I'm gonna be a wreck
I've got a spider on my neck,
There's a spider on my neck, on my neck.

Now the spider's on my face, on my face (2X)
Oh, what a big disgrace,
I've got a spider on my face,
There's a spider on my face, on my face.

Now the spider's on my head, on my head (2X)
Oh, I wish I were dead
I've got a spider on my head,
There's a spider on my head, on my head.

But he jumps off....

Now the spider's on the floor, on the floor (2X)
Who could ask for anything more
Than a spider on the floor
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.