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I know an old lady,
Who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why,
She swallowed a fly
I guess she'll die.
I know an old lady,
Who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled, and jiggled
And tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to
Catch the fly,
But I don't know why she
Swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.
Bird - now how absurd, to swallow a bird.
Cat - now fancy that, to swallow a cat.
Dog - my what a hog, to swallow a dog.
Goat - just opened her throat, and in walked a goat.
Cow - I don't know how, she swallowed a cow.
Horse - 'she died of course'
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