Camp Kookamonga
Well in 19 and 59 We took a little hike With our Scoutmaster Down to Lake A-Neek-A-Nike We took a little pizza And we took some sauerkraut We marched along together 'Till we seen the Girl Scouts We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways We leared to make sparks by rubbin' sticks together And if we catch some girls then we'll set the woods ablaze Well we crept up to the water And we seen the girls a-swimmin' There must a-been a hundred of 'em Pretty young women They looked so fine Even birds forget to sing We lay down in the poison oak And we didn't say a thing We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways We leared to make sparks by rubbin' sticks together And if we catch some girls then we'll set the woods ablaze Well the counselor said We could take 'em by surprise If we didn't say a word 'Till we looked 'em in the eyes We kept real still still And we kept our eyes a-glued We seen how they were dressed They were swimmin in the Well, they Ran through the briars And they ran through the brambles And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go They ran so fast even we couldn't catch 'em From Lake A-Neek-A-Nike All the way to Buffalo Well we marched around 'Till everyone was pooped We rested for a minute And our forces we regrouped Then we seen the girls Behind some evergreens Captured by a company of United States Marines! We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways We leared to make sparks by rubbin' girls, uh, sticks together And if we catch some girls then we'll set the woods ablaze