Render Cilla

So once upon a time there was a GYOOTIFUL BIRL,
And her name was RENDER CILLA,
Well she lived near a CIG BASTLE,
And in the CIG BASTLE there lived
A King and a Queen and they had a PRANDSOME HINCE.
Well, RENDER CILLA lived with her MUGLY OTHER
and her two SIGGER BLISTERS
And she knew about the PRANDSOME HINCE
Who lived in the CIG BASTLE.
So one day the PRANDSOME HINCE
Decided to give a BANCY FALL.
So he invited all the POWNSTEOPLE to come.
Well, RENDER CILLA wanted to go
But her MUGLY OTHER and her two SIGGER BLISTERS
Said she couldn't go the BANCY FALL
So RENDER CILLA CAT DOWN AND SRIED.
But while she was CATTING AND SRYING
Along came her GAIRY MODFOTHER.
She asked RENDER CILLA if she wanted to go
To the BANCY FALL
'CILLA said "yes!!"
So the GAIRY MODFOTHER said
"You get me four MITE WHICE and a PIG BUMPKIN
And I'll turn them into a fancy HOACH AND CORSES
And you can go to the BANCY FALL the PRANDSOME HINCE
Is going to throw at the CIG BASTLE.
But on one condition
That is you must get home before NIDMIGHT."
RENDER CILLA said that she would
So after everyone else had gone to the BANCY FALL
She caught the four MITE WHICE
And a PIG BUMPKIN
And the GAIRY MODFOTHER turned them into a fancy HOACH AND CORSES
And off she went to the BANCY FALL.
Well, when she got to the BANCY FALL
She glided onto the FLANCE DOOR.
She met the PRANDSOME HINCE and they NANCED ALL DIGHT.
Well, all of a sudden the time flew by
And pretty soon the STROCK CLUCK NIDMIGHT.
RENDER CILLA heard the STROCK CLIKE
She ran from the FLANCE DOOR, down the WEAR STAY,
But when she BEACHED THE ROTTOM she SLOPPED HER DRIPPER.
And if you've ever SLOPPED YOUR DRIPPER
At the bottom of a WEAR STAY,
You know it's quite a predicament.
So the next day the PRANDSOME HINCE
Started looking all over the country
For the GYOOTIFUL BIRL who'd SLOPPED HER DRIPPER
At the bottom of his WEAR STAY.
He looked LI AND HO!!
Finally he came to the house where RENDER CLLA lived
With her MUGLY OTHER and her two SIGGER BLISTERS
And he tried the slipper on the MUGLY OTHER - And it FIDN't DIT!
And then he tried it on the two SIGGER BLISTERS - And it FIDN't DIT!
And finally he tried it on RENDER CILLA
And it FID DIT!
So RENDER CILLA and the PRANDSOME HINCE got married
And they lived HO SAPPY ever after.
And the STORAL OF THIS MORY is:
If you ever want to get a PRANDSOME HINCE
At a BANCY FALL,
DON'T FORGET TO SLOP YOUR DRIPPER!