The scene is an emergency room at a hospital. The
nurse is totally self absorbed, combing hair, looking in mirror
etc. Whether you have a male nurse or a boy dressed up like a
girl is up to you. A guy runs in, a skier with a pole stuck in
his stomach ( a branch could be used also for a hiker). He is
screaming in agony. the nurse insists that she must ask him some
questions before anything can be done. The patient screams that
he is losing blood. The nurse continues asking questions such as
where he lives, past illnesses, type of house, how he got there
etc. A phone rings and a Dr. Killjoy asks the nurse out to
lunch. The nurse runs off leaving the wounded man writhing on
the floor. A stupid looking janitor with a broom wanders by and
pulls the pole out. The patient stands up, says thanks and
leaves.
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