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The Quartermaster's Store
Queen’s Navy
Queen Buffy

The Quartermaster's Store

CH: My eyes are dim, I cannot see.
I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought my specs with me

1. There are snakes, snakes, snakes,
Big as garden rakes
At the store, at the store.
There are snakes, snakes, snakes,
Big as garden rakes
At the Quartermaster store.

2. There are mice, mice, mice
Running through the rice, ...

3. There are rate, rats, rats,
Big as alley cats, ...

4. There are ants, ants, ants,
Running through your pants, ...

5. There are beans, beans, beans,
That make you feel so mean, ...

6. There is gravy, gravy, gravy,
Rejected by the Navy, ...

7. There is meat, meat, meat
That knocks you off your feet, ...

8. There is chicken, chicken, chicken,
The sight which makes you sicken, ...

9. There is pie, pie, pie,
Which makes you want to die, ...

10. There are la-dy-bugs,
Running through the mugs, ...

11. There is tea, tea, tea,
That tastes just like the sea, ...

12. There are girls, girls, girls,
Playing with their curls, ...

13. There is a geek, geek, geek,
Sitting by the creek, ...

14. There are staffers, staffers, staffers,
Climbing in the rafters, ...

15. There are frogs, frogs, frogs,
Sitting on the logs, ...

16. There are lice, lice, lice,
Bigger than the mice, ...

Queen’s Navy

I don’t want to march in the infantry,
Ride in the calvary, shoot the artillery.
I don’t want to fly over Germany,
I’m in the Queen’s Navy!
I’m in the Queen’s Navy!
I’m in the Queen’s Navy!
I don’t want to march in the infantry
Ride in the calvary, shoot the artillery.
I don’t want to fly over Germany,
I’m in the Queen’s Navy!

Queen Buffy

My name is Queen Buffy, my age is 16
My father's a farmer down yonder green
With plenty of money to dress me in silk
But nobody loves me but you

Chorus:
Call me mutton chops
Call me when you're mother drops
I'll be there to pick her up
Call me mutton chops

I woke up one morning and looked in the glass
And said to myself, "What a handsome young lass!"
With hands on my hips I bowed down to my knees
But nobody loves me but you

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